God could leave the center of the galaxy any time He wanted to, but just wants to hitch a ride on the Enterprise because He's going through a phase where He thinks Work Is A Four Letter Word.

Ah yes, the biggest waste of David Warner's skills this side of Pamela Anderson's Naked Souls?

Now I can't help thinkin' 'bout the times Clapton took it too far with George's wife.

"The God I believe in isn't short of cash, mister. He is missing a few teeth, though that seems to be a stylistic choice so He has somewhere to hold a cigarette that allows Him to keep His hands free during concerts."

That only comes with the 64 oz. size. It's the fat and gristle leftovers from numerous failed Old 96'er attempts.

"When God closes a door, he opens a window."

Not to be confused with Ween's "Strap On That Jammy Pac".

"The Skin Through the Peehole"'s urethral sounding subplot was positively painful. And here I thought that "Gerald's Game"'s degloving injury was the most wince inducing thing in King's oeuvre.
Urethral Sounds was also the worst Beach Boys album.

Hey jizz, don't let me down.

Doctor Facehands?

“Thank you Mario, but your penis is in another asshole.”

Right up there with Harold Sakata!

Hang down your head and cry!

Bailey Jay?

So I take it that Big Love wasn't a period piece set before 1978.

He was very believable in the Frank Booth role in a recent revival of A.R. Gurney's "Love Letters".

Those blue skies keep on climbing over my home compound's walls!

cheek to cheek

Fourvel!

He didn't really try that hard, from the available accounts, though.