That just sounds like it's going to keep trying to fold itself in half in a series of desperate attempts at autofellatio.

I would watch the hell out of a Coffin Ed and Gravedigger Jones tv show starring Godfrey Cambridge and Raymond St. Jacques. Cotton Comes to Harlem and Come Back, Charleston Blue are both stone cold classics.
Watermelon Man is great too, but I'm not sure where you'd be able to go with it in series form.

Stallone was great in that!

Well, there is the fact that the trans sex worker Eddie was with in '97 fell out of a window and died some time in '98. Mysterious/not mysterious? Who knows?

I used to hate Charles Rocket, his persona on SNL was so annoying (kind of Craig Kilborn-y), and he would grate when he appeared on other shows like Moonlighting. Then I found out that he committed suicide a few years ago, by slashing his own throat. Now I just feel sad whenever he comes up, which, to be fair, he…

Unless it's aired on VH1.

Miss Henrietta Lowell would appreciate a Mogen-David extra heavy malaga wine with soda water and lime juice, if that's quite all right.
(A New Leaf is such a great movie.)

And it's not really his fault that all chaps are assless, it's a design flaw. Unlike those pants Prince used to wear or the similar ones designed by Ryan O'Neal in the 80s movie So Fine. Those were intentional.

They made a "The Hills Have Eyes" knockoff?

Sure it's a terrible movie, but where's the trademark late period DeCouteau homoeroticism? It just seems like something is missing, is all I'm saying.

"Sodey Pop! Watch it fizz!"

It was just another of Aunt Clara's delightfully wacky mixups!

I think that was part of the plot of Tommy Kirk's movie Mother Goose-A-Go-Go, aka The Unkissed Bride.

Didn't they get shut down by the Witchsmeller Pursuivant, on account of all the bloody milk?

Whatever you do, do not ask about the dessert cart.

I hear the River Bottom Nightmare Band was heavy into that, back in the 70s.

She had to do it, ___________________ <———— (insert "It's Your Move" reference here).

It turned out that they couldn't rebuild him, even though they had the meats. Demosthenes and Players Club wouldn't allow it.

There were some old Warner Brothers short films called the Dogville Comedies, with an all dog cast that walked on their hind legs - Tina Fey would sometimes show snippets of them when she would appear on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. They even did versions of stuff like All Quiet on the Western Front and Madame…

And if she ever becomes physically abusive toward Affleck she can become this generation's Emma Roberts!