He'd be perfect for a Toonces movie. Awesome driving skills and he can go back to doing his own stunts now that he doesn't have bad knees from repeated injuries anymore.

Throw in a bunch of kittens wearing tiny "My Father Is Not James Garner" t-shirts and it's a deal!

Unfortunately they were only able to hire his thumb - it's been a free agent since 1984s The Pope of Greenwich Village.

In a movie we could only call: "Mme. Penelope Le Pew's Inquiries Into The Nature of Love".

Is the world ready for a remake of 1977s Chatterbox starring Kevin Spacey as the titular character? You bet it is!

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Hank Pym?

I thought it was a medical condition, but not in any way an unpleasant one.

That's just our spare Matt Smith. Just push him in one of our numerous local acid wellsprings when you're done with him.

"We have heard your request for a Sectaurs television series, and will begin production immediately."

He'd just end up getting roped into helping the members of KISS try to save a failing arena football team, and AMC already proved nobody wanted to watch that.

There has to be some kind of space angel Marvel Universe character that I can't think of off the top of my head for Katee Sackhoff to play.

Can Wundarr the Aquarian be far behind?

P(als) O(f) O(ld) P(arvel)?

Some people just assumed it was Rory Calhoun because of the giant chainsaw and pig mask, but it turns out he was innocent all along.

The versatile ones do both.

A cheese that's usually paired with Monterey Jack?

Marilyn Burns, that is, of Future Kill and Eaten Alive fame.

"Now if you'll excuse me, a seaside community's police department needs my help to catch the Little Boy Bandit. You see, ever since I hit my head on a brimstone-scented flagellation rack I see things. Psychic things."

"The words were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan."