"We've lost our 'm' and everything must go!"

This Ain't Midnight Cowboy: A Parody

Its cast was made of people, after all.

Not particularly enjoying puberty.

Arthur C. Clarke's Nine Billion Bricks of God LEGO kit is so expensive, but so worth it.

It sounds like it could be an unreleased Melvins album, though.

He's a Nick Kroll character?

And starred in Fists of Fury.

Usually yes, but not the way Millar does it.

He's basically a member of the Taliban in every way but one.

That's exactly where I got stuck too, and can't summon up the drive to start all over.

Oiled up like a just-about-to-be-put-in-the-oven jacket potato.

His name would be substantially worse if he was a teacher for Johnny "Goodboy" Tyler in Battlefield Earth.

Somebody get the blacklight - I have a feeling there are body thetans all over this place. Check the floor first, so I know where not to step without those cleansuit shoe covers.

Byron De La Beckwith VII:
Racist in the Year 3000

It was a non-consenting masseur in the conservatory with the candlestick.

And the Moonchild that resulted from LRH's rituals with Jack Parsons was, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Lucifer's a good cop! He doesn't play by the rules, but he gets results!

I Sea Org what you did there.

I thought it was Bud Cort with Ruth Gordon sitting on his lap.