With Terence Hill as that guy who looks a bit like Franco Nero, but has a substantially different filmography.
T+L and MNiN are both great movies. The ending long shot of T+L always makes me want to start the movie over from the beginning for some reason.

He only stayed long enough to get the free Nikes and meal from Marie Callender's.

But can James Best's obit play Dixieland jazz?

My dad owned the soundtrack of one of them (the first one IIRC) on 8-track and it is forever burned into my brain due to several looong road trip vacations. It must have been the first one, as Eastwood's song with Ray Charles "Beers to You" was thankfully not on it.

Yep.

He was Eating Raul's Robert Beltran, only substantially easier to work with.

Adam Baldwin: "Hero" of Gamergate

Joey Travolta thinks that this is beautiful, for some reason.

Maybe their parents were big fans of synonyms for luck and Buddy Ebsen Hat Distressing Kits?

With special guest star Ass Sparkles!

Bee head-cages for some, tiny American flags for others?

I should have known that somebody else would make this reference first. D'oh!

The scene where the Dreamcatcher gang sit down and watch "The ABC of Sex Ed for Trainables" was at least as awkward as the "shit weasles". Not King's finest hour.

Yes - the answer was replens.

Well, he is on record as saying that he doesn't care about wife murder.

Space horse, sans Stormbreaker.

"Chainsaw" Frank Reynolds approves!

Invented by William Burroughs, oddly enough.

And Jadens and Hunters, as well.

Via text message, oddly enough.