"I am king shit of fuck mountain, why would you fuck with ME?" would also have been an acceptable answer.

And yet no generation deserves a futterwhacken.

It's the Eeyore and Piglet wrestling in a burning hallway scene we never knew we needed!

Well, Robbie Coltrane has a proven track record as a terrifying giant bear-suited

So the cast of William Shatner's Incubus, but not the cast of Deafula, for obvious reasons.

Chomsky may be many things (I'm a fan, although I understand why others might not be), but he's nothing like L. Ron and his abusive, creepy cult.

Will this movie have "a little something for daddy"?

NOT A SPOILER JUST AN ULTIMATES REFERENCE

"Fuck them, we meant it! We meant it all!"

Like that old refrigerator in the yard I keep forgetting to take the door off of?

"Your brain will be digitized into the doppel program and your consciousness transferred into the HX368 computer, (the most powerful NovaCorp computer), and not a mangy baboon or an anteater, or your money back!"- Old Guy Embracing His New Life as a Panda

Trauner for the Stars, Seekung Stars

"Should I buy a new onahole on the way home, or just get a patch kit for the original?"

Original recipe Thunderbird?

A sad, insane old robot with an udder fixation was just what this franchise needed!

It's the perfect time to finish off a purse full of spaghetti, should you have one with you.

On the downside, that Blu-Ray's post credit sequence is just footage of a pasty faced Robert Blake roaming around your house and filming you while you sleep.

He's looking down on this earthly realm from super-intelligent ant heaven, but it's hard to tell from here if he's smiling. So tiny, so far away.

It autoplays on your mobile device of choice once you've left the theater and are driving home. Tie-in merchandise will be available at a number of local emergency rooms.

Starring Christina Applegate!