"But what of Lazarus?"

Perhaps a crossover with the New Universe's Kickers Inc?

And Wanda Langkowski!

No OOC Reed Richards, no Bill Foster death by Clor, no Negative Zone prison for heroes, maybe no Penance suit? While I found this storyline to be Spider-Man Clone Saga-level bad, up there with Norman Osborn as Gwen Stacy's baby daddy, the movie version can only improve on Millar's original.
Although if we now have to…

It makes as much sense as the original Legion of Monsters or some of the early Defenders lineups.

Aunt May as Galactus' Herald "The Golden Oldie", Adam X the X-Treme, Death's Head, Red Ronin, Crystar, Peter Porker the Spectacular Spider-Ham, Puck, Stingray, Dr. Droom, Hellstrom: Son of Satan, Lockjaw, Elsa Bloodstone, Thundra and The Whizzer vs. Turner D. Century, Mister Fish, Hellcow, The Kidney Lady, The Mad…

Time for the old "Chicago Sunroof"!

I mentioned him at one point, wondering the whole time if I'd be summoning the twisted hack by doing so.

In recent years (to my knowledge since Jim Baen's passing), the company has done a real rightward shift. This is perhaps best exemplified by Vox Day pal and occasional co-author Tom Kratman (whose novel extolling the virtues of the S.S. - including having Jewish people join a revival of said organization to fight off…

Like Garry Marshall!

He even somehow manages to sound the same in Titus Andronicus, despite not being in it.

We'll find a way to prop up Buddy Miles's dessicated corpse behind a drum set, possibly using a series of weights and counterweights, and then you'll be sorry!

They aren't there - they've gone out to pick up a copy of Cheech and Chong's self-titled first album.

Fortunately, the only way to determine if he's a tiger in the sack is to toss it into a swiftly moving river.

If you've a tattoo of Lisa Simpson, are it's braces covered, or have you taken the keg option instead?

Too late, Herve V. climbed into that aeroplane over the sea years ago.

Breitbart gave Rock Hudson's serial killer/borderline(?) pedophile character from Gene Roddenberry's Pretty Maids All In A Row a column of some sort?
Well, they are assholes over there, so I guess that fits.

I remember when he was 13 or so, and came down to the dorms in Lincoln, NE to visit some mutual friends and play a little bit, back during the startup Lumberjack Records era of Saddle Creek and I bought a copy of his first album "Water". At the time I wasn't sure about his singing, and am still a little surprised he's…

What, no Omaha? Goddammit!