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My mom said to Jr. High me, “I know you put on a lot of makeup to try to change your face, but you can’t change your face.”

I remember watching an episode of Millionaire Matchmaker where one of the millionaires said he liked Asian girls and Patti invited only Asian girls to the meetup or whatever she hosts for them. I was like “Noooo Patti, don’t encourage it!” and all the girls got there, looked around, and you could kind of tell it gotta

“There are people who think I started this account in order to brag about how many ‘compliments’ I get,”

He’s not complicit. He’s solely responsible. He’s a reproductive abuser who took advantage of her profound mental illness. She didn’t want to have more children. Her doctor told him she couldn’t have more children. And he forced her to anyway. Then her doctor told him she couldn’t be allowed alone with the children.

Yikes. I remember a few nights where I was so stressed and tired that I could have thrown her out the window. Glad I don’t live in an apartment where that option is available at those moments. Thankfully, at those moments, I would put her in her cot and go outside for a few minutes to calm down.

Hallelujah, praise God

Please go back to America, we don’t want you here. For all our faults we’re not a nation of children who need someone to take us by the hand - if we’re going to make these decisions, we have to do it ourselves.

What if we put it towards developing infrastructure or eradicating hunger or disease or something?

I believe that's exactly what is happening.

Oh cool, so now Americans can join forces with the wackjobs in Northern Ireland and with our powers combined, we can prevent women on opposite sides of the ocean from obtaining care! Yes!!! It’s so great when we can recognize religious insanity akin to our own and help nurture it.

So these assholes are viciously protesting harassing women who are seeking medical abortions for life endangering pregnancies? And opening a fake clinic which will be completely incapable of providing actual medical care much less high risk OB services?

I'm sorry, am I being stupid here and totally misreading this or are Americans building antiabortion clinics internationally now?

“Sexual integrity program”. Sexual. Integrity. Program.

I hate these “pregnancy care clinics”. Hasn’t it been shown time and again that they exist solely to discourage women from having abortions? They want to replace actual healthcare with emotional manipulation. Great.

America: Exporting our hate.

Doesn’t surprise me. I bet if you looked at just about any anti-choice activist group in Great Britain, you’d find funding from US anti-choice folks on their books. US conservatives have a history of exporting their causes to other countries, like with anti-gay laws in Africa.

An extremely good notion!

This is applicable to several of these. Butter lady. Nacho cheese guy. “Mother is made from asbestos” dude.

Yeah, your taste buds do tend to die off and desensitize as you grow older, but temperature sensing is a different thing. Yes, your nerves can also desensitize as you get old. And with some forms of neuropathy (nerve damage, whether in the skin or mucous membranes,) you can’t figure out temperature either. If this

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.