Me too! I've struggled for the past five years or so with acne (including some painful long-lasting zits) and one day I thought: 'What did I used to do to my face when I was 16 with perfect skin?'

Yeah, they did steal it and, as an adult, I agree with you and I'm sad that riot grrl is something I missed out on.

Hey man, don't underestimate the power of the Spice Girls!

the sheer lack of novel ideas. We didn’t have internet, and I felt like my soul and mind were starving. I love the people who I grew up with, and I like the person they helped me become, but “the simple life” is simple-minded and empty to me. No, I don’t want to gossip at the diner. No, I don’t want to have a “party”…

Ah the ‘if you’re unhappy here, you’ll be unhappy there’. I know it well!

Yeah, I can get behind this.

I'm sorry, what?

I love that little girl.

I'm sorry things aren't going well for you right now and I hope your situation improves too.

My whole life is a series of moments where I lie facedown on the floor and weep because I don't know what I'm doing.

Yes! And then they don't take them off during rush hour so you end up shoved up against/bent awkwardly around the bags!

My parents do this too.

I now take charge of every trip I go on because hooooooly shit do some people suck at finding their way around/staying out of everyone's way.

This is the WORST! Like, what do you think I'm going to do? Fucking somersault over you?

It's stand on the right, walk on the left in London too.

I really don't get the 'let's take 30+ children on the Underground at rush hour' thing.

Huge groups of tourists like to sit on the pavement around the Primark/McDonald's near Tottenham Court Road.

The escalators! I die a little each time.

Blackberry Greenhouse????

That's a fair point. I grew up there so I'm used to 'good cunt' etc. However, the woman he said it to was middle aged and I have to wonder how often she hears it being said lightly.