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Yeah, with the omission of the KKK, the n word and fading to black on the marital rape thing a lot of people seem to be view it in a rose tinted nostalgic kind of way instead of seeing just how fucked up it is.

Damn, that's good.

He looks like the fucking Grinch.

Yes! I always try to be helpful but my advice about sex and dating generally boils down to: "Why don't you talk to him/her about [whatever the issue is]? Communicate. With your words."

Hahahhahaha he just gets better/worse!

I hope you managed to find someone better than that dude (or are happily asexual) now :)

I sincerely hope you slutted it up and had fun with better guys.

Wtfffffffffff? Glad you got away from that!

Me too! People always assume I'm super experienced for some reason and ask for advice on casual sex which is always really awkward.

Whaaaaaaat?????

What the actual fuck? Is this real? How could anybody think this was a good idea?!

A truly reliable pregnancy test wasn't developed until 1960, and over-the-counter tests weren't available until 1976. After that, in countries with strong medical frameworks, cases of false pregnancy dropped precipitously.

I spend my life listening to single friends' Tinder tales and thinking: 'Fuuuuuck, I hope we never break up. I don't want to deal with this.'

I had a breakdown when I saw that.

Always happy to help!

I walked past one on Whitehall last year. Made me so fucking mad. But there was probably only about 30 people standing with huge bloody fetus banners and they were being completely ignored.

I didn't have health insurance, so I didn't have prenatal care.

My dad's a teacher and every year he has a bunch of Jaydens, Braydens and Caydens. Last summer, I jokingly said people were just going through the alphabet with the -ayden names now. First day back for the school year, I got a text: 'Just met a Peyden!'

Thank you!

On the other hand, I have a reasonably common name and as a kid I DESPERATELY wanted to be called something cooler. Like, maybe something with a Z in it. Or even an X!