Yes. I know, because he wrote it in there. “Notebook- you got me in trouble! Stacey found you”

I had a boyfriend who I liked a lot, and he had a plain notebook in his room and I went to steal a sheet to write a note. It was in plain sight on his desk.

I didn’t know that the Duggars were allowed to have computers when they were younger.

When I was 7 or 8 the stairs in our house had a turning to the upstairs landing, and this structure made a perfect ‘poop’ for my little brother and I to play Pirate Ship.

at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…

I couldn’t figure out why a mustache was so upsetting... you mean porn stash! :)

Please don’t. Australian Masterchef is awful, manufactured drama, intense product placement and drawn out theatrics. The first season was good, but once it became a money spinner... It’s the reason I avoided Bake Off for so long, I figured Bake Off would be just another drawn out, theatrical mess and was so happy to…

Lately I’ve been really feeling this conflict surrounding the Brock Turner case (and the other ones like it). Because on one hand, I’m 100% against rape. On the other, I’m not the wrath and punishment sort.

Read the article linked before letting everyone know of your skills at shooting from the hip.

Kill Bill!!!!!

If frozen OJ goes away, how will I corner the frozen OJ futures market?

Here you go. That’s the son, also a model

I am an XXy woman. I successfully conceived and delivered my child. I have naturally occurring high levels of testosterone. I am also a sofa schlub. There’s no way in hell I or my android pelvis could perform as well as the *LEAST* testosterone laden of the competitors.

So many things wrong with this argument. First of all, what is “normal women”? Given that they’re not testing for elevated testosterone unless you’re flagged (likely by winning), there’s no evidence that anyone on the field has less than elevated testosterone. And since hormone levels exist along a range in all women…

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I think it does a disservice to the sport and to Biles herself when the press makes it seem like she utterly dominates over a weak field. I mean, the press always does this with gymnasts who cross over into pop culture; pretend they invented the sport, at the expense of all the…

At my old job a couple of guys were in the break room looking at a tabloid someone left on the table, speculating on what work she may have had done and how old and terrible they thought she looked. These were men in their 40s-50s and weren’t exactly going to win any beauty pageants. I walked over after I I finished…

At least it isn’t a red velvet avocado?

Eek a two and five year old- I can see where a Disney cruise would work for that. We didn’t travel when our kids were that age, not after a horrible Maui trip when they were toddlers where we spent about a ZILLION dollars to basically do the same damn shit we do at home (meal prep, naptimes, carrying them around a…

You can do some great things on the kitsch cruise too. We found out a Make-a-Wish kid was on our February cruise ahead of time. The crafters from the Fish Extender groups on DisBoards and Facebook joined to “adopt” her family’s two rooms. We collected enough money on board to decorate their rooms (Star Wars), get them…