I am not, nor have I even been likable.

I lived in Alabama at the time and him in California. But it was years ago, so I don't think revenge porn was even coined yet (2011), let alone a law on the books

I lol’d.

Count me in!

Also, I LOVE LOVE LOVE the donuts idea!

I’m going pretty crazy because I planned everything myself and have so many little details left to attend to. For example, I just ordered the aisle runner today.

I think it’s all too common. I really don’t know how women got the bad rap for being crazy during break ups... It seems pretty evenly divided along gender lines.

You would think so, but we were living in different states at the time, so it wasn’t even worth going to the police. =/

I wouldn’t know because my ex is blocked on fb and from my life. He tried to ruin my career in the midst of our divorce (sent graphic naked pictures of me to all of my bosses and made false allegations about drugs and prostitution) and therefore is not allowed to have any personal information about me. I don’t even…

My wedding is coming up soon (June 13, eeek!) and the overarching theme is “inexpensive.”

I used photo invitations from Walmart, but I did spring for the matte stock card paper option. Cuz I'm a classy bitch.

Except I don’t like shellfish or beer.

It’s not that I don’t like flowers, it’s more that I think they’re a waste of money. Especially on holidays where you’re all of a sudden paying $70 for a bouquet. I’d much rather go out to a fancy dinner or something.

Best GIF evar!

Cordelia is my favorite too!

OMG, I dare anyone to listen to this and not bob your head. Love it!

And they just happened to be filming in slow motion? Total set up!

I am so happy for Bruce and what transitioning publicly means for him and also transgender people everywhere.

Exactly! I don't really care about music videos, so I don't think Tidal is worth it.

How to get me to willingly watch a commercial? Put Rihanna in it.