Fine, you win. :P

See, I kind of love that she names names. Tacky, yes/maybe(?), but infinitely more satisfying.

If this is true (which I highly doubt), Taylor better dump that mother fucker and write a song, stat.

I did... My IP was nice enough to go pick it up for me, even though that was technically against the rules :)

Man, fuck sitting in the back... I do fine when on the controls :P

Oh, I hope I’m not too late, cuz I have a good one:

(I would go with the third option of "I'm about as attractive as people say)

I refuse to vote because I feel like these two choices are overly restricting. Yes, that might be the point, but Im not going to play your games!

when we moved into our house about a year ago, I put labels on all the cabinets using painter's tape so that Man-day would know where everything went. Labels are still up, so he has no excuse for putting dishes in the wrong spot.

I think Miranda and Orlando are geniuses. I would totes do that if I had kids and my baby daddy was super hot.

Needs more Nicki. But then, you could say that for a lot of things...

great interview! I love this, and will probably buy the ebook if it's available. I want to go around telling all of my monopoly playing coworkers now...

I believe you. Unfortunately, my dog gives them plenty of reason to be afraid, and then I have to give her a super intensive bath. So I'm not a huge fan of skunks. I mean, I wouldn't actually wear skunk, but I'm irrationally less opposed to skunk fur than I am fox fur.

I am strangely okay with the idea of skunk fur.

this is about the sweetest thing I've ever read.

you know, I think you'd be an amazing judge on Chopped. It would make the show suuuuuper entertaining (and I already love the shit out of Chopped)!

at the reception a torn dress isn't that big of a deal. Most of the photography is already done, and most likely the bride has been drinking.

how about, "what did you do with your ring after you got divorced?" Or is that too dark for this site? For the record, I gave my ring from my first marriage to my mom, who later gave it to another family member who needed the money. I gave my ex-husband's ring to a friend who wanted to use it to pick up chicks.…

I'm loving this series of interviews! really great stuff!

These two look like they're having a great time! Viva Las Vegas!