small request here:

I'm right there with you.

We share the pants. And the skirt. Man-dy looks good in a skirt.

Sadly, I actually feel this way about Man-dy's penis. I just try not to say it out loud, because I know how ridiculous it sounds.

I know you probably don't care what little ole me thinks, but for the record I really like that you're writing regularly with this wedding gig. We rarely got to see your writing skills on Jez, and when we did it was usually putting out fires. I like your style, and will be making stops at I Thee Dread on the regular.

take notes, Shia.

I would read the shit of out that!

I know! Such a refreshing narrative. Much better than the "I'm just one of the guys" crap that you hear from so many women her age.

I'm pretty sure there was one on Real Sex (though I think the Real Dolls episodes were my favorites... or at least the ones that stood out the most), but I remember the Bones episode too.

She sounds pretty awesome!

Aw, I think that's sweet. I also thought Real Dolls were super cool when I saw them on HBO's Real Sex (anyone remember that show??) back in the day. So I might be a bit of a weirdo myself.

so we can expect hacked nudes to surface any day now? =\

I am okay with all of this. Go NorCal!

There are only 2 things that I would tell my younger self-

I might have been biased because PUPPY

I have to take my feminist hat off during movies a lot of the time, otherwise I wouldn't enjoy many movies. SIGH

I alternated between internally squee-ing at how cute the puppy (sometimes quietly to Man-dy Summers) and being overly concerned for his safety.

OMG, I'm an hour away from my house and need to get home RIGHT NOW to cuddle my pit bull mutt pooches.

Not directed to you Kate (more to Jez in general), but you guys should really rethink that promoted wine post. "As a nation that loves the NFL..." Really? Seems a little tone deaf considering all of the other NFL related posts on here the last few days.

Okay, so that video was like a 3 second clip replayed a bunch of times. I FEEL SHORTCHANGED BECAUSE I WANTED MORE BABY PIG FOOTAGE.