Me too!

I would totally wear that crotch pendant. Seems like it'd be a conversation starter. I haven't figured out if they would be good or bad conversations though.

I wouldn't call myself a narcissist, but my mom would (and has, but only once). Does that count?

yeah, the music was rough. However, I really love dogs on trampolines, so I suffered through the whole thing.

In case you need more cute dog videos, here's one of dogs on trampolines. TRAMPOLINES. #tips #journalism

I'm sure there are tons of guys out there who will fit your happy medium. I'm just lucky to have found one who fits in nicely with my grossness. To each her own.

Hoo boy, I took a picture of a clot that came out of me the other day, and I'm sure it would terrify some of these guys (mine was cool enough to touch it with his bare hands. He rocks).

Uh, exactly what dudes are ALL ABOUT anal sex so long as they're not receiving?

Yeah, but it's equally weird for men and women, and less weird than plenty of other things that people enjoy sexually.

Based on your screen name and reaction, I'm going to guess that you're a straight male, and that you freak out if anything ever comes close to your butthole. Which is truly a shame, because if done properly, anal play can be extremely enjoyable for men. It definitely falls under the "don't knock it if you haven't…

Oh for crying out loud- can people please stop acting like straight men liking ass play is weird? It's 2014... about time for pop culture to become a little more open minded.

This is totally me right now:

brb, going to look up tour dates again and see if I can sell a kidney or something.

Ugghhhhhh... I really want to go to this concert. GIVE ME ALL THE WEDDING CLIPS AND FAKE INSIDER INFO. Living in the middle of nowhere sucks. =\

I know I'm super late to this party, but I missed this post originally and am finally getting caught up.

it's how Texas republicans do the shocker- 2 in the pink, because playing with the stink will send you straight to HELL.

I have a reasonably high pain tolerance, and I did the bikini area for awhile (maybe a year?). It was pretty fucking painful the first time, then tolerable after. I don't know how you'd do a full Brazilian though. I could get all the hair on the labia majora if I was careful, but I don't see how you'd fit one of these…

Tria? Hmmm, off to google...

I had my first one (the cheapest version from another brand) for 3 years. So I think I paid about $10/year of use. It broke a few months ago, and I switched to the one linked. There's no disposable or replaceable parts. The only thing to consider is putting something on your legs/wherever to prevent ingrowns (if…

Since no one has said it yet, I'll be that person. Try out an epilator. If you have a moderate pain tolerance, epilators are fantastic. I epilate my legs and underarms (bikini line gets too ingrown, so I skip it) once a week. Now that I'm used to epilating, it only takes 30 min. Similar to waxing, the hairs grows back…