Francis Mallman! I loved that episode. I want his life.

I hatewatch this so much. Between the pretentious ~philosophies~ about food, the food porn images and the insufferable chefs, every single episode of this ends with me googling the restaurant and yelling HOW CAN THIS COST SO MUCH?!? to nobody. I would still eat at every single place if i had $$.

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

Can someone please post the Hillary on the plane image for us? Maybe with the caption, “Get used to it, Rex.” Pretty please? I am not good with images, but it would cheer me up.

The thought of Rex Tillerson and Boris Johnson in a sauna together makes me want to lobotomize myself.

“I’m used to getting on at night, spending the night on the plane and then going to work. It’s quite civilized.

‘King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Mr. Manager’

And imagine the teacup Woolly Mammoth’s they’ll genetically engineer to fit in your purse! I’m gonna get three of them and name ‘em muffy, fluffy and buffy.

Yeah, we’re really in “laugh to keep from screaming until the blood vessels in your neck burst from existential anxiety” times.

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Tl;dr: we don’t care who she fucks, as long as she FUCKS OFF.

Here’s some perspective on Susan Sarandon’s recent tweets regarding her sexuality:

I’m in the section going to Canada. Can’t say I’d have much complaints.

It’s actually choice (mmmwwahh!!) that he’s going after the intelligence community because they have the intel to destroy him and they can leak it and it will be so. Amen.

I’m REALLY enjoying this, and would enjoy it even more if it wasn’t a necessary measure to preserve and protect the country from its own executive. But setting that horror aside for a moment, I am SO relieved that serious people are still on the case.

No bees, no food. It’s really simple. This is a list of all the food pollinated by bees.

If that 3rd cover is an actual swimsuit, then the rotisserie chicken I bought earlier this week had the same one.

Well, they’re meant to be smiling and most people smile with their teeth. The one American Girl who doesn’t is Kaya because her designers/creators learned it’s a taboo to bare your teeth in her culture.

Huh. I kinda see “half-heartedly trying and failing to fake a smile to cover his crippling depression while everyone else has a good time”. But maybe I’m projecting.