Of course it’s kind of too late given that the main stream media ran with it as Clinton being on the verge of indictment and invited right wing political hacks on to comment at length about it, even MSNBC has lost their damn mind. The low information voter would hear anything about nuance.

Thank you! Now I’ve read it’s like three emails, they aren’t from the server, and the Clinton campaign in asking the FBI to be transparent about it, which says to me they aren’t worried about this.

Except that the woman would end up in jail for murder. Laws aren’t kind to women who protect themselves from male abuse.

Whenever I hear someone go , “But why now? Why all these women now?” Let me use my experience and simple rational logic to explain WHY NOW.

As I said in the Samantha Bee article about that priest who thinks women should die with their fetuses:

Hey, Clover. Long time reader and commenter. To the flagged categories of “this is spam” and “this is harassment”, can we add “this is just a really stupid comment”?

Hmm, maybe Trump is Caligula. I was thinking Trump was more like Nero - blaming the burning of Rome on a religious minority and encouraging their persecution. Caligula was brought down by his out-of-control sexual depravity (or at least, I imagine that is what convinced the guard to finally murder him), so that’s…

How is Trashtown, which you are apparently the mayor of, this Friday afternoon? You’re a terrible human.

Wait, so I’m correct in understanding that the emails are not from Clinton? Which means they were sent *to* Clinton? Short of saying in an email to her, “Here’s that classified document you wanted so that you could sell it to Russia in exchange for that set of personalized Matryoshka dolls,” what relevance could this…

OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE HORRIBLE.

No, fuck YOU. It is not Huma’s fault. Why don’t you go woman-blame yourself off a tall building.

HASN’T HUMA ENDURED ENOUGH

Oh god I was just think this! I wish fucking asshat who causing so much fucking chaos would kindly go back in time and die in a fire.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.

Most recently, this month in fact, I fell asleep on the couch and woke to an elderly couple in my living room. He was perusing my bookcase, and she was bent over me, as if to examine me. It was quite disturbing!

Yaaaaay! This is my favorite thing Jezebel does all year. In case anyone else is like me and can’t get enough of these stories, I posted these links before, and am reposting for posterity:

Fuck.

Ah man I cant believe I missed the window to submit. Honestly I look forward to this every year. Might as well write mine here in case anyone wants additional reading.

Sitting in work in the middle of the day freaking tha fuck out.