What exactly should the US learn from this? Who are we exiting from?

It’s hilarious to me that walking with a cane is less of a fashion faux pas than not wearing heels.

Obligatory.

She widened her eyes, right? I’m trying to pinpoint what exactly is making her look different.

The internet is a neutral medium. It’s people who are terrible.

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.

A commenter on the last post requested that this is the photo we use for him from now on. A damn good idea.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. The greatest trick the Donald ever pulled was getting us to sympathize with a Fox News talking head.

I bet you those people eager to hand out cookies to her kind of want them back now.

“Yo man I feel you you tryin to make your point all serious and all holla but how you think you gonna rise up and fly yo brain words into the ear hearts of eagle nation PHILLY if we left out drops mic”

Hi. Why do you continue to refer to them as “Armed militia”? They are white men armed to the teeth and have taken over government property. Illegally. They are not a “militia” and you, and everyone, knows this bit of information. What is the guideline you are following that requires (?) you to refer to them with that…

To steal from The Onion’s TV show, she’ll be tried as a black man.

Fine but in the 60’s they would have arrested the Panthers.

I guess a whole jug of Gatorade isn’t as electrolyte as you’d think.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

“Nice shot!”

The funniest part is that he got all decked out in cammies and high-vis then walked out into a field. I guess he’s big in to ambiance, because he could have just had that guy open the cage out in the parking lot and saved everyone a lot of time.