I’ll say it for you; tldr

I know, really, like, she wanted to alter her face into something unrecognizable in about a week and did it. Why can’t NASA have technology now that’s perhaps 25 years in the future? Fucking science.

Yeah but “sticks and stones...”?

Well, whoever wins that will be expected

Now this was fun to watch, aaaaannnndd, no 30 second commercial

What the fuck was that? I’ll tell you, NOTHING. And please tell us when I have to wait 30 seconds before I can see the video so I can promptly go to another article...

Yeah, the houses in Alexandria can pretty much be filmed anywhere

I’m sure he will learn dicks come in all sizes

Yer nuts to think this wasn’t staged...

Read elsewhere that those sows get $204/day for meals by the taxpayers so that’s $168 back into her pocket.

I’m sure they left/drove a little drunk too. No way you can eat just food and drink totalling $36 each and not have alcohol. PTL ya’ll!

What’s with the plain clothes guy in the blue checkered shirt doing with a side arm?

Blacks, go figure

I bet if he used better punctuation he would have received more consideration...

Wait I saw that game, didn’t James go down in and took a while to get up with the announcers saying he has a back issue? Why would he chance making it worse giving a 280 lb guy a lift up??

Don’t forget the dog has to get it for him too.

Was a longtime member of the National Guard and I don’t know of many instances he would be allowed off base with a firearm unless conducting official business (i.e. weapons transport, classified materials/documents etc.). I don’t think grabbing a bite constitutes official business, but Kentucky...