Driver: What do you mean you didn’t make pace notes for the parking lot?

Yes. You don’t see the cars as often, but there’s something special about being there in person. Sitting in the forest on the edge of a dirt road, waiting, buzzing with impatient anticipation, ears straining. Then you hear it, the whine of the engine and the explosive pop of the anti-lag bouncing off the trees,…

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

But how much action are you comfortable with in the back end?

Obamacare - not repealed.
ISIS - still not defeated.
Infrastructure - still crumbling.
Muslims - many not deported yet.
Taco trucks - popping up everywhere.

The failure list just goes on and on.

We’re going to build a wall. It’s going to be a great wall. Let me tell you folks, when the zoo sends its cats, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending cats that have lots of problems. They don’t come when called. They’re bringing dead birds. They’re bringing small rodents. They’re killers. And some, I assume,…

Ollie’s headed to the White House. Pussy’s about to grab back.

It’s a manual 4 speed.

Hey, thanks for picking this up. I’m Laurel and this is my car. I’m happy to answer questions about it and what happened.

I can’t discern any brake lights on the Acura. Am I blind?

Here’s one for when a guy gets a new vehicle he’s super proud of - Bro-dozers are ideal. For best results use all his bragging points in the description.

So I was a former Fisker employee who was asked to interview for a position in Finance at Faraday a year or so ago with the promise of some fairly outrageous compensation at least for the position level. I took one meeting with them and decided they were full of as much shit as Fisker was, if not more so. But I…

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

... in bed.

Straddling doesn’t always work out well.

Don’t build bridges, drive them

Noteworthy: “...he would see those *taillights* coming behind him, and I would catch him...”

“He would see those tailights coming behind him....”

My mother went away for a month-long trip
Her and some friends on an ocean-liner ship
She made a big mistake by leaving me home
I had to roam so I picked up the phone
Dialed Ali up to see what was going down
Told him I pick him up so we could drive around
Took the Dodge Dart, a ‘74
My mother left a yard but I needed one more
S…