Looks to be a ZJ sans headlight bucket.

Definitely not LAPD decals (that is not the LA seal) and there’s no such thing as an LAPD “Patrol Supervisor.”

How do I find this $3k Lada in California?

You missed the Grand Cherokee from Brat (the first one, not the sequel):

That Callaway C4 looks shockingly good for some reason.

Is that you, Will? To confirm, I’m going to need pictures of this vehicle in the following format: A picture, once per day for four days, with the day’s San Francisco Chronicle (front page visible) in the foreground, and a bagel on the vehicle’s roof as follows:

Is it possible that Will, the author of the e-mail, is playing an elaborate prank on Jalopnik? If his neighbor consistently parked an F40 outside, why no daytime pictures? After all, Will can go outside and snap some pics any time. Why choose a dark night to do so?

That video is very hard for my brain to process for some reason.

Why does Israel have to keep itself so separate, expand its borders so far, be so undemocratic to Palestine?

Again, what pathways to legal residency (much less naturalization) are open to an 18-year old UK resident with no close US-based legal resident relatives who wants to move to the US? P and O visas don’t count, he wasn’t famous then and couldn’t land them.

Free someone who has all the resources available to go through the naturalization process, and still doesn’t?

I had just turned 10. It was a year after we had moved to the US and my grandfather had just purchased a Chevy Citation II. I walked out with him as he was leaving our place and asked him if I could drive the car a couple of car lengths. He said sure, and handed me the keys. I jumped in and he decided to stand outside…

Just google it, there are lots of articles, including Wiki and Jalopnik.

This stuff is not factory. None of them are. Flashing under hard braking is entirely different than this terrible Flash-every-time-the-pedal-is-touched crap.  Dealers are installing them as part of a “Safety Package.” They usually end up on FCA (especially Fiat), Nissans and Hyundai/Kias around here (SoCal).

If you’re really jonesin’ for some Ceasar, hop on a plane, fly to San Diego, drive across the border and have the real thing. Ceasar’s Restaurant is still in business in TJ (the city’s oldest restaurant, btw).

Please keep us updated and good luck to you and your neighbors! 

Here, now you have your Le Mans. Does that finally make the GTO a GTO?

I fell your pain.

Dude, you’re me!

Various dictionaries/translators refer to them as “универсал” but I distinctly remember that, for the Zhiguli 2102, the word was “пикап.” Of course, the meaning of that has changed since the term “pick-up” actually entered the lexicon in the last 25 years, so now a Google search for “2102 пикап” results in a bunch of…