Yay to more alcoholic beverage sponsors in motorsports. Not quite enough orange, however...

This car sector will be the golden ticket if/when a Trumpfrastructure bill passes congress. There will be massive construction projects to build private-sector-policed toll roads, toll bridges, toll parking lots, etc... ad infinitum.

You know what? Do not do business with anyone who would not tell you they can’t handle your business.

Uh, no, it was a F-F-F-F-F-Faurus.

Pre-Brexit Jag-panic. They’re in a container en route to Dubai.

Obviously you know anti-squat about the dorifto.

Great, it’s for misogynist single men who don’t need to eat or fuck. Probably Toyota should have shown the one with fappy paddles.

Malaise-iest. Malaise-erriffic. Malaise-ination. Malaise-TRUMP-CLEAN-COAL-IT’S-TRUE.

I don’t GAF about the interior... when are they going to fix that insanely stupid “I’m not a grill, but I sure do remind you of one...”?!?

Come on, craft beer pretty much only comes in sixtels (5-gallon kegs)... and life is to short to drink shitty beer. I’ve gotten a sixth for my birthday parties for quite a few years. They go pretty fast with 20-30 guests.

Does it include a ki of cocaine?

Civil Rights Act of 1968, a.k.a. Fair Housing Act: one of the major accomplishments of the civil rights movement. For which John Lewis fought, as an activist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Rights_Act_of_1968

Television is/was an awesome band. Marquee Moon is an awesome album. Here’s some dirt: Richard Lloyd & wife were living in exile in Chattanooga, TN, in a friend’s barn apartment for several months. They wore out their welcome due to being psychotic jerks, non-payment of agreed rent, etc.

B. Buddha???

Ford is an excellent comparison in this case. Just wait for Mike’s first stumble off of TrumpForce 2, then count down to his pardon of Donny’s (insert treasonous and/or felonious act here). At least Betty and Gerald knew how to party. Whip Inflation Now (WIN!). #MAGA (Make America Gangster Again).

Provost bus? Prevost. Update your spellcheck, car guy. Girl.

This was a lot more convincing than the executive presentation. Techie driver guy was much better spoken than his bosses. The proportions of the car and the multiple ride heights are so Citroën. Still, mountains of bullshit to plow through before this thing ever sees production.

Tavarish, this is a terrific op-ed piece. I have seriously underestimated your writing and insight. Looking forward to reading “Why buy a 70-year old Trump when you can fuck yourself for free?”

Rig that bitch to roll coal and drift laps around the local VW stealership.

Fuck the Compact Utility, give me the Extravagant Lifestyle Vehicle.