Lawn darts? Much too dangerous for Americans. AR-15s and 8000 pound emotional support trucks? Bring ‘em on!

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how little car salespeople know about the products they sell.

You don’t know much about Vegas, only what the media shows you. Many people live there because of the cost of living (no state income tax being a big benefit) and many other reasons that have zero to do with the hospitality industry.

Longest I’ve been there was 4 nights. Flew in, two-day conference plus a golf outing and dinner at the end. I have never been more ready to get out of anywhere.

When David Foxx reached out to Jalopnik, he was on his 10th day of a 19-day vacation

I feel like this headline was also written for Tesla 10 years ago.

If I was butchering a tasty quadruped, I’d grill steaks of the what, barbecue the yee-haw with my special sauce, give disney to my dogs and use NY and LA for stew.

Easy: Window = ideal napping. You get the wall of the plane / window to stick your pillow/jacket against. That’s my #1 priority on a plane.

Getting to watch the takeoff/landing is also a bonus, especially if you’re sitting somewhere you can see the workings of the wing.

First gear:

Weird, he looks so honest.

Yea, I guess. I have personally never had a bad airline experience due to the airline. Now other passengers, that is a whole other story. 

I imagine the arm would injure Evelyn quite severely.

Seems odd for them to even offer an option that can’t be automated.

Ah, another day, another lead for a car company I’ve never seen an ad for. I guess Tesla is still shooting for the 2 or whatever. I’ll guess that by the end of the day, there will be another update on the mythical Cybertruck, which I know more about than the Rivian or Lightning.

Tesla only builds cheap cars. Whether they’re inexpensive or not is another question. 

Don’t get mad that you’re stuck behind the sanitation truck

The whole thing boils down to “don’t be an asshole” and everyone gets along just fine.

Get out of here with your logic. This is POORlopnik where we bitch about our jealousy without understanding economics.

I’m just glad that Elon Musk is laser focused on Tesla, and not distracted by other ridiculous, un-related side-projects so that he can help put the company back on track.

“high-speed stability on the track”