When I bought my first FWD car the only way I got stuck was when the snow compressed between the road and the car’s floorboards. Anything less and I was unstoppable with a good set of M+S tires.

You’re right. Who doesn’t enjoy a run on sentence?

Not sure if that’s pinstriping on the doors or it got keyed.  Anyways, I would take it.  Maybe put some spinners on it to embarrass my wife and kids.

You first need to get through to the MAGA mind that tariffs are NOT paid by the exporting nations, they are paid by the consumer.

Steering wheel buttons.

When will automakers learn that the interior is the LAST place to cut costs? Especially a brand like Cadillac? I can get the same experience from a Yukon Denali as I can from an Escalade. The window switches and other switch gear is the same as on a rental special Malibu. I may be pointing out GM here, but every…

The DoD and each service agency has their own auditors and frequently audit the acquisition side, often with dismal results.  

I figure $3,500 would be the correct dollar amount.  That is, for the seller to pay me to take the car.

Whenever DoD auditors dare to audit these folks and subsequently fail said audit, their response is “so what?”.  They then direct them to the many Congressmen who are in their pockets.  

In my 40+ years in the workforce I’ve witnessed countless times when the very rumor of layoffs results in the best heading out the door first because they are highly marketable. The competent and “loyal” employees then go through an emotional roller coaster where they try to kiss up to management while destroying…

An indelible Sharpie should take care of the seats.

If I can be assured that parts are readily available and there are people around with the know how’s to keep it running, I would vote NP.

Gas mileage shouldn’t be too bad.  The N/A 3800 in these big cars would get 30mpg on the highway.

Seventies Fiat build quality? ND. A friend’s brother bought a new standard 131 back in the day.  A week later we had to rescue him on the side of the road because the engine lost every bit of its compression. 

Royal Farms wants over four bucks for one of their “world famous” chicken thighs. It can rot under that heat lamp for all I care.

It needs nothing at this particular point in time.  Tomorrow will be a different story.

2nd Gear:  Intake/exhaust valves were perfected, oh...  about a hundred years ago.  How did Ford figure out how to fuck it up?

Maybe if I could have it for $2K and put an LS in it, but 4-lug Cragers never did it for me.  ND.

Ranko has a nose for rusted out wheelchair accessible minivans.  

Do you think good old Ranko will let you take it off of the lot for a PPI?