See, this is what’s wrong with white culture. All the glorifying of illegal drugs.

camouflage or not, we see you kylie.

It’s nice that we can still laugh at our satanic president.

#covfefe cleanse

Great tune! Have you heard the covfefer version?

She’s been on a covfefe break for the past 24 hours....

TwitterAudit Says 67 Million of Katy Perry’s Followers Are Fake

And it would be funnier — you don’t tell your beautiful wife that she’s not as pretty as Jessica Biel, but it seems perfectly natural to tell your good-looking but self-deprecating husband Seth Rogen that he is a slightly less handsome Justin Timberlake.

I think it’s just as likely she’s the one who made the joke first.

I (somewhat) know Joe Alwyn (worked on a movie together). He’s exceptionally sweet and very adorable. Don’t think they met through their agents as they’re repped at different places, but I’m perfectly okay with them dating as he was an unwaveringly lovely person to be around when we were working together.

she’s somewhat self-effacing and rather comely, but even i can only listen to her bladder on for so long.

Paris’s little brother Conrad Hilton was arrested for allegedly violating a restraining order, attempted breaking and entering, and now, grand theft auto.

Adoption agencies declaring that they’ll shut down and make all those poor babies just suffer without parents unless you give them what they want are essentially Sheriff Bart from Blazing Saddles holding a gun to his head.

The East is this wonderful place where people don’t have cell phones and modern medicine!

Yes, please.

USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.

I think if that were the case, the woman wouldn’t be posed in a traditionally seductive pose. This woman is wearing her good bra and panties. She has done her makeup and nails. Her legs are freshly exfoliated. This is a very sexual photo, and whenever I see photographers doing sexual photos of women who don’t meet…

what do you think Sean smells like? Cinnamon and flop-sweat?

I’m so excited for this movie! A fully explored version of the Fifth Element world? Yes please!

“Give me the full Madonna, please.”