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Two time reigning queen of the Met Gala, everyone else should just pack it up & go home.

RIHANNA IS THIS BITCH. THAT BITCH. EVERY BITCH.

Id rather stay home and do cocaine and listen to death metal.

This isn’t to excuse Eyre Festival, but if you are willing to fly somewhere and pay over 1k to see a music festival headlined by Blink 182 I just am never going to feel sorry for you.

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

just fyi the kids’ clothing at John Lewis is apparently stupid cute

Are they making LotR/Hobbit crossover episode?

I don’t even know how to process this post. Though, yesterday I did consider chopping 12 inches off my hair.

Fuck, I love you guys.

“If this is my banker please do not STOP PAYMENT on any REFUNDS for ATTENDEES!”

Just goes to show, the road to hell is paved with Goop intentions.

Ha​! I wrecked the natural hair color rule by accidentally turning my hair green with henna. When the expected hammer descended, I cheerfully pointed out my hair was the color of spring grass, which is totes natural. The next year, the student handbook was amended to include that hair had to be natural HAIR colors.

Buffy?

Prom stories!

Yes, that was the “My Friend Electra” doll.

Yeah, they are pretty tuned-in to privacy ever since the whole neighbors-spying-on-neighbors thing.

Don’t make them angry, please.

Oh, those Germans.

Can anyone explain why the fuck that asshole is in Florida right now? Should he be in DC, since he’s trying to start a war?

Moisture is the essence of whiteness, and whiteness is the essence of purity