Raging Bull: 2 Fast, 2 Spurious

They did run that ad. I live in the Philly media market and this commercial was on 10 times a day:

Thoughts and prayers.

I work in a medium-sized doctor’s office with an old-school/backwards aesthetic in many ways (not a single employee of color, country music on all day, elderly patients who will walk in expecting to be seen), but which also does the heroic thing of paying for all its employees healthcare in entirety and granting us…

I can only dream of being this brave.  Stay strong, Chanel.

Third base.

Matt Nagy's alma mater, the University of Delaware, had THREE unsuccessful PATs last night, one missed and two blocked.

Fuck yeah!

It's true. The Zodiac Killer made a name for himself in Texas with this crime, then won a Senate seat. Amazing.

In Soviet Russia, parody makes you!

I celebrate myself, and sing myself,

Truly, I had a Zune until two years ago. Bought it in 2007, so a decade of use was great. Huge capacity, 120GB. Then it just broke and wasn't compatible with my new computer. I might consider this FiiO thing though...

Truly, I had a Zune until two years ago. Bought it in 2007, so a decade of use was great. Huge capacity, 120GB. Then…

Making giant pancakes has been a joke in our house for over 30 years because of this film.

Good points, but the ACA has nothing to do with Medicare. You're thinking Medicaid.

That’s a clown home run trot, bro.

Ashley Feinberg with the scoop! Where on earth did Slate find these talented journalists?

My idiot dad was just telling a story about the nun that taught him calculus in 1969, saying this exact same horseshit. I don't know exactly when my father became a bad person, but I blame FoxNews for exposing it.

Where’d You Go, Richard?

Former inmate here. This is every jail, ever. Guards don’t care, correctional officers don't care. This shit happens all day, every day, in every jail in every state. None of them fucking care.

Shorten the season and take 16 teams into the playoffs.  Might as well make it official.