Well I’m proud to be an American

Don’t complain, Republicunts, when your Chik-fil-a trashwich costs ten bucks in a year or two.

Boy, this sucks.

I was never taught how to correctly blow my nose. 

Excellent write-up. I watched Don’t Look Back last night for the first time, which is great, but I feel like The War Room should be the film Pennebaker is known for.

Anyone with an R next to their name, or on their voter registration card, you are all to blame.  The blood is on your hands.  Get fucked.

Anyone with an R next to their name, or on their voter registration card, you are all to blame.  The blood is on your hands.

The cat hugging her just after she swims up to the child.  ::melts::

Fuck your thoughts and prayers.

Back to back to back orgasms.

You’re the best, Libby.  I looked forward to your writing as much as anyone here.  I can’t wait to see what you do next!

I just want to know: is this scary?  If it’s too fucking scary, I can’t see this (admittedly intriguing) film.

“Bedtime for Bonzo” indeed.

Does my cat count?  If so, then one.

Ten seconds of research would have proved this guy is a grade-A choad.  Just straight up lazy not to look up the guy before posting this.

Best of luck and well wishes! Can't wait to see what you're writing next.

Fuck the police.

If this was your family, you'd refuse to go, right?

In my home state of Delaware, our annual State Fair carries on this weekend despite 99 degree temperatures in Harrington. Don’t you dare tell those yokels that they can't watch the demolition derby and eat fried twinkies.