WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Any other team have their two best ever players retire early, one when when he was on the threshold of breaking one of the most hallowed records in sports, rather than continue to play for the team?

Well my word. That truck was decabitated.

Sorry, but no matter how delightful you find this story, are we really going to give him a pass for the unnecessary reference to having his “usual waiter” at Galatoire’s? Not on my watch.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

Can I get a deal on irony today?

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.