I grew up in Ohio, McKinley probably spends as much money on football as 30 percent of college programs. This is the type of shit that has no place in High School sports, but this program and this state where football is really king, they literally had no idea this was wrong. They are at least 40 years behind the…

I’ve coached kids and been a referee, and the lesson I’ve learned is that there are too many adults that take kid’s sports way too seriously. The miniscule percentage of kids that get recruited to play college sports, and the even more microscopic percentage of kids that make it to the pros is enough motivation to…

Why does a single high school employ seven (or more?) football coaches?

Lotsa thoughts, lotsa whatever.

Because America treats sports like a religion? 

I'm a college professor, and I think sometimes about the shit that coaches get away with that would get me fired in an instant. Why do we tolerate that sort of abuse in sports?

Side note: Is it normal for a high school to have 8 coaches for a single sport?  That seems like extreme overkill.

Nah, football was invented when a college administrator yelled at a bunch of fratboys and told them they couldn’t just chase people around campus and beat the crap out of them and they said "well, what if you could make a lot money off it?"

The problem with qualified immunity doesn’t just extend to cops. These guys won’t pay a single dime, but the tax payers of Canton will.

I grew up in Arkansas, and we were out in the country visiting a family when I got to see a tractor tire blow out. I don’t recall why they were working on the tractor, but when they drove off, one of the big tires on the rear blew. I remember two things. It was loud as hell, and it killed a chicken. Guess the poor…

However much they’re paying for semen, I’ll charge half.

In hindsight, maybe she should have held off on releasing Relatable....

Of course she’s a bully, have you not seen the games shows she’s on? It’s all about humiliating the contestants. It’s like she is getting back at the people who probably bullied or made fun of her when she was younger. And now that she is successful, she has become that bully.

only if it is The Chicken Dance :-)

Another Howard Stern riff: Howard postulated that Ellen wears a plastic strap-on penis which Portia sucks on and it’s a very expensive customized plastic penis that shoots actual semen. Where does she get the semen? We don’t know; we only know it’s really expensive.