Microwave that pig hit item on high for five seconds. Works wonders!

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Allegedly, in high school, someone perfected the art of tire slashing. Using an X-Acto knife, puncture the side of the first tire once, the second time twice, and so forth. By the time the victim changes the first time, the second tire is flat...and so forth. Time to finish an Orange Julius while watching.

I’m really surprised that I don’t read in the morning newspaper about police obviously acting like cowardly assholes until armed civilians roll up and simply murder the police. Wonder how Jack Webb would spin this since on Dragnet, bad cops are instantly pulled up like a weed. The LAPD, New York, Detroit, and Dallas…

People actually believe her pathetic drivel? Another whore who becomes a Saint in her old age. And what are we really talking about? She flashed her bush. That’s all. BFD. Sick of everything a woman does sexually being in her flirty power, except when she wants to cry rape 40 years later. Then that Strong Woman wants…

Interesting read. In war as in peace, life only changes when the dinosaurs die.

Yikes, identifying with daddy-issue drunk Meghan McCain is revealing. Yes, the great romance is always a lie. Then you wake up and the beer goggles are off. People going through withdrawal with their addiction to people putting a price tag on the herd. The sad truth is that we are and have always been living in a…

Rand Paul reminds me of that grocery bagboy always picking at his skin and looking for his lost “rock.”

Sharon Osbourne is a bully. Like many to the Right of Hitler, she is a loud-mouthed bully who loves to play God over others with her stupid bigoted views of Reality and How It Should Be. What difference does it make what the Other Person is? Their gender, their race, their religion, their heritage. The implication is…

This is worse than doping for an athletic competitive win. This is just BUYING a trophy victory. One that won’t even fit on your mantle but on THEIR mantle. It’s the ultimate FOMA by nerdy fans. Like Shatner said, “Get A Life.” Talk about dehumanization. This is the dream of every major professional sport owner and…

Remember that episode of Seinfeld when George had the High Score on Frogger at a restaurant. He fretted about losing that score should a power failure happen. Had someone wire it with a UPS. As he was crossing the street (played like a game of Frogger) a vehicle hits the poor Frogger machine. Score all gone. Now, I…

Doesn’t really matter when ever any crisis begins, no matter how much advance warning is given, whether it is a pandemic, hurricane or financial meltdown. If the Republicans are in charge, they will do NOTHING.

Enough already. A store has the right to set behavior and refuse to serve anyone. LONG past time to declare a National Emergency, issue Public Orders, and arrest on sight and taze and knee on throat ANYONE who does not wear a mask, social distance, and causes a public disturbance because they get chaffed having to…

Then Blacks straightening their hair is cultural appropriation.

Big deal. Porno houses have let customers view movies in a private viewing box for literally DECADES. And they are about as clean as that sticky feeling on your shoe souls in any mainstream movie house. LOL.

The George Railroad has derailed. Not even Lucas managed to do that completely. I’ll bother with the conclusion (If there ever is one) when it is a boxed set complete. NOT before then.  Too much gritty crap happened. I bet this series turns into a Dune debacle with “alternate writers” prolonging the death rigors.…

Can’s Tramp be bronzed for posterity?

People act like Blacks are Half of the population and are being cheated. Well, According to the US Census, Blacks are only 14% of the population. Perhaps the Majority prefers its own kind? I never thought Social Justice Warriors would be DICKtating to whom I masturbate by demanding porn companies paying equally for…

Funny how Satan, Nazis and the Military-Industrial Complex want you to believe that they do not exist and hate it when you call them by their names. What’s the difference between living in a prison and living in a country with a government? Better flags, pretty currency, and nicer propaganda. I’d hate to work for a…

@Djinn Fake Power whispers to Fake Intelligence. Stupid people believe they are the smartest because they don’t want to know better. Weak people believe everything is normal because they don’t want to risk a fight. Evil people believe evil is worth it because they get to “own” it for a moment and deny and spit in…