Careful now, don’t say “y’all.” An idiot might try to upbraid you for it.

Marvel created a character that the fans have loved and have embraced. THEYVE LOST THE PLOT.

In my lifetime I have seen many characters like Madisynn start out as annoying one note jokes only to become a popular fan favorite.

There’s a rich lineage of beloved TV characters that, if you were in a room with them IRL, would make you tear out your own eyes just for something to plug your ears with.

Why is there an English-speaking animal with a Caribbean accent? He doesn’t belong in Scandanavia!

I’ve never understood that gloss on LM. What I saw was, her giving up her voice for a guy was a bad thing. Ursula entices her into it, knowing that her voice is what’s purest and best about her—knowing it’s her strength and without it, she’ll have a hard time getting him to fall in love with her. (Well—he already is,…

Newsflash: black people can’t just be, like, people. They have to be “a culture.”

Why would this article be calling Zendaya “Michael Jackson”? You do realize that, arguably, her most famous movie role has been playing MJ in the Spider-man movies right?

Mermaid culture isn’t real

It’s worse than that, they found out “football” was called “soccer” in the UK and the majority of the English speaking world until the 1980s, but they changed it to give pedants something to post about on the Internet so they can feel snobby.

Did I miss a Spider-Man comic book where Mary Jane “MJ” Watson slept with a teenager?   Or are you just dumb?

Still not as dumb as those people who complain whenever God isn’t depicted as some macho male WASP.

Did these purists also complain about the fact that the movie ended with the mermaid happily marrying the prince, instead of being rejected by the condescending jerk and facing a choice between killing him on his wedding bed or dying without a soul? Since they seem so concerned with preserving the original, you know.

It seems no one has ever been able to answer my question: one can suspend their gotdamned disbelief over a mutha fuckin’ hobbit, but a hobbit of color is a bridge too far????

Kazuma Kiryu Sakomoto Ryoma has NEVER KILLED A MAN - and he’ll kill anyone who gets in his way on his quest to prove his innocence!

Is it possible this cosmic character has the clamps still clinging to those tits, and is slowly losing their mind from the stress/pressure??

Was it because you kept bringing it up?

In no universe should “hey guys here’s a movie that’s going to exist someday” ever be considered a spoiler. Sorry but you’re kind of off the deep end here, and seemingly so is your friend.

Can you at least keep your whinging in a single thread, please?

it’s a trailer you fucking psychopath. A trailer posted officially online by A24 the company distributing it. Calm your tits dumbfuck.