Literally the first thing I thought of when I heard this story yesterday was Bob’s Burgers.

I love Louise, but hey, she shouldn’t have tried to cut out Mickey.

Louise Belcher is going to be so pissed.

Honestly, that’s what every up-their-own-ass foodie is like, they just change up the ingredients to other waste products. I was once invited to a meal that started with a hot marrow shot (basically sucking warm whiskey through a soup bone so it melts into soon-to-be-barf), then proceeded to eat a braised sheep’s face,…

I don’t think she ingests enough of anything that can’t be secreted through her pores to amount to a wet fart you could be proud of.

This woman sounds insufferable but I’m having a blast reading all the comments!

I don’t get the damn copper cups nonsense. It’s even stupider than the mason jar garbage. I was served mulled cider in a copper cup and, duh, the cup and handle were too hot to hold for about 20 minutes because copper is conductive. I also went to a bar last year and was served a cocktail in a ‘re-purposed’ tin can.…

But don’t you get it, man?! The FDA is in the pockets of Monsanto/Big Pharma/Big Food/Big Metals/the Periodic Table/the RAND Corporation/Colonel Sanders/Academia!!!1! They have a vested interest, man!!! Everything they say about “heavy metal toxicity” and “renal failure” and “hemolysis” is a lie!!!

MAIL KIMP.

Every health nut on earth is saying to drink out of copper cups. The FDA recommends against it, especially hot beverages. I’m throwing in with the people who know something about how the body works.

I read it as mint chimp. I wondered if it tastes more minty, or more chimpy.

DON’T MOVE YOU’LL STEP ON IT

I can’t wait until she comes upon her Rider of Rohan eating some Chef Boyardee. She’ll shit a bale of kale.

it was troubling to read. someone need to do a welfare check on this chick because it sounds like she is trying to starve herself to death.

HELP MY EYES ROLLED SO FAR BACK IN MY HEAD THAT THEY WONT COME BACK WHAT DO I DO

Nonsense. If she had one or two food products I had never heard of, then I would look them up and learn. But someone whose entire daily diet consists of ‘stuff no one has heard of’ served in copper cups is trying hard to compose a diet solely of things no one has ever heard of. And that’s pretty mockable. I honestly…

I suggest you have a nice, relaxing glass of Harglefloxin and then light up a little Obamawort incense and then make yourself an artisinal bronze bowl of wombadulamatazingo.

This article is what you (well, ha ha not you, but everyone else) calls “tongue in cheek”.

You guys she lost one of her avocado nipples. Everyone stop doing everything and help her find it.