Tell them both to say hi to my girlfriend who lives in Canada. You’ll never meet her because she lives so far away, but trust me: she’s super real and smokin’ factual.

Time for wild baseless speculation!

Cause it runs in your genes! Waka waka waka!

Go the Back to the Future Part 2 route and put it on a huge screen! (and it’s still just a jumble of noise)

The Breath of the Wild version of the set also has pieces left over that let you build a brick-built version of Maronus.

Looks like I picked a good day to buy Powerwash Simulator!

Wow, what a terrible review. Pull it down and reassign it to someone else on the team who has played the original & knows how to use a spoiler warning, or better yet, who knows not to talk about the big twist in a game’s story in a review.

Any excuse to bring out the Kotaku censor fish is a good one.

As long I as I can stomp stomp stomp the night away with Isaac’s heavy Boots of Justice on necromorph corpses that make noises like a watermelon full of mac and cheese, backed by Isaac’s panicked breathing and occasional cussword, I’ll be a happy camper.

Great, more phishing schemes to look out for.

And yet when I accidentally donated a Magic Wand to my local Goodwill and tried to get it back, I get called a pervert and they call the cops on me. Typical.

I saw someone on reddit proposing that a possible vector for the fungal infection is contaminated flour. They cite some pretty compelling supporting evidence for this that I’m willing to accept it as fact until/unless the show says otherwise.

I usually browse this site at work, and if there’s one phrase I don’t need in my search history, it’s “Overwatch Moira pee spray”

Of those examples, I’ve only played the remake of Link’s Awakening. But in terms of feel, I would say the combat is closer to Cult of the Lamb. It’s a lot of dodge-rolling into and out of range of enemies to get a few swipes in, with every time you get hit being a fairly big blow to your overall health.

This is a massive change—previously, Moira could only restore her pee from “sucking” (using her Biotic Grasp to drain enemies at close range), or just by waiting for her bladder to fill again and spamming the suck button (I’m sorry).

If you’d like validation for that, my experience with Tunic was far less pleasant than I was expecting. It excels in presentation, but I found the gameplay fell somewhere between satisfying and tedious. Long before I finished it I turned on No-Fail and started looking up solutions online, because it tried and…

Ok, easy non-spoilerly question then: does it have a satisfying ending?

This feels more like a challenge than a warning, tbh.

George Orwin’s 1982 Animal Crossing