Nintendo Won’t Allow Topless Women On The Switch Anymore

If so, then they took the man’s ass cheeks and stuffed them into his face cheeks. That face is noticeably wider and Pratt-ier.

Nah. The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’ (of wooden stakes into the ground via butt stomp)

Ok, I watched the sequence. Do I understand why they chose that to be one of the first moments of the game? Not remotely. Do I think it should be removed or altered? Not necessarily. Should they add a content warning or option to skip ahead? ABSOLUTELY.

“I’ve told Nadia publicly that I don’t care about her. My video is going to be unbiased. I don’t need money [and] I don’t need clout,” said Martin.

Walleye never! Looks like the tournament director caught Runyan hook, line, and sinker.

-Watch out! It’s that one guy!

More than the recent release of The Last of Us Part 1, this news has me wondering why??* Don’t get me wrong, Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West are both fantastic games - but that’s the thing, they are already so damn pretty that they serve as my personal benchmark for how good a game on current gen can look.

Vibe check! Am I using that right?

Where are you going for your colonoscopies that they’re using anything chess-related during the procedure?

Ah yes but remember: this is the one thing Chris Pratt himself said would not be in the movie - him in overalls running around. You know, because the whole world had collectively forgotten the key difference between a live-action movie and an animated one.

I can’t believe that’s real but you’re right. They sell an overly busy tee shirt, an ugly orange towel, and boxer briefs that say “Flea Friday” on the waistband. That’s it. Thank the heavens the failing McDonald’s brand is hitching their wagon to this rising star of commerce.

It must have gnawed at your soul to write all this and deliberately avoid saying anything about the extra set of eyeballs on these godawful things.

Most Makoto Shinkai movies leave me with an intense feeling of wanting to give the director a hug and ask “who hurt you?”

The only surprise for me is that it took this long to drop the ax.

Meet uyarndog. He’s only as smug as he looks because he knows I had to erase a weird floating nonsense appendage (ear? claw??) from his generated picture before I uploaded it.

Thanks, I hate it.

What The Golf? deserves a spot on this list.

You’re not wrong...but also like...

Gonna need to speak to your manager then, ElectricKleenex.