...because Beedle has always been and will forever remain the most unflappable guy in the Zelda universe.

Goddammit Nintendo.

Is there a word for simultaneously dreading and desiring a thing in equal measure? Because a televised Control adaptation evokes that feeling in me HARD.

Somebody call The Onion! One of their slideshows ran off and ended up in Lifehacker somehow.

This one goes out to everybody involved in this story (sorry Luke, that includes you):

Love it! Daisy might want to get that right leg of hers checked by a doctor, though.

I watched the whole run of this show. I suppose I really wanted it to be Gravity (2013): The Anime, and occasionally it has that kind of energy/tension as the characters deal with the perils of the collapse of the station, but I found the subsequent focus on the A.I.’s intelligence, limiters, and evolution tedious and…

But Y tho?

Very happy for all of you!

And here I thought somebody used the mod in this article & accidentally paused the site! Thanks for the info.

Ah ok, I see that now. I don’t see that being a very smooth action & probably prone to jamming.

I’m with you. The handle is there to facilitate hip-firing, right? But it’s a pump shotty kablow, so after each shot you’d have to swing your left hand down to work the action, then move it back up to the handle...all to facilitate a lower-angle, less-accurate shot. 

Ah, the classics.

Nothing new to report on BotW2? Sigh.

Victory Road in Pokemon Mastersex is not a boss rush mode, it’s a tutorial mode with a metric butt-ton of rewards attached to it. Great for new players and worthwhile for seasoned players as well, if only for the rewards.

While we’re filling out our wish list for possible DLC for PLA, how about a resolution for Ingo? Without getting too spoiler-y, his story is kinda heartbreaking and doesn’t have much in the way of an ending.

Now if we can just find the moon oysters that these moon pearls came from...

“He just sits there and eats,” one said... “He doesn’t attack [people.] He doesn’t growl. He doesn’t make rude faces.”

“Because in order to pillage a village, you’re going to need a grillage permillage that avoids emotional spillage. And hey, some pointillage couldn’t hurt.”