My thought process:

Yes, but when are you finally going to release the 3rd game in the Two-Quarters Non-Death series?

Congratulations to Clueless Hero. After all these years you finally managed to wring a wry chuckle out of me.

Still not sure if I can handle the off center dot, but the video has indeed driven me mad.

A less charitable soul might have accused my references as being as old and stale as Margot Tenenbaum’s cigarettes, so I’m glad it made you smile.

“Oh, my God, that’s disgusting! Tifa Lockhart hentai porn? Where? Where did he post those?”

I’m saving this for later.

Did reality just split? I swear I’ve been following the man’s career with great interest since I first saw Summer Wars, and I own that and every subsequent movie he’s directed, and up until about 5 minutes ago I would have swore on my mother’s name and a stack of bibles that his name was Mamoru Hosada, not Hosoda. But…

Sadly, I cannot. The image is enormous. No worries however.

A friend of mine has a credit on this video! Go Kathy!

“TIME TO GET MOVING!”

I only had to encounter the phrase “Jon Arbuckle Sauce” once to learn that once was far, FAR more than enough.

‘s how they gitcha!

I could give two hoots about whether you want to ride the thing or not, but the question (THE ETERNAL QUESTION) is can you pet it?

With the PS5, you could power things down by holding the controller’s PS button and navigating to the system’s power options. You can’t do that with the PS5.

A Great Tit is a terrible thing to waste. At least there’s plenty of Blue-Footed Boobies yet.

I think people just like making fun of his Mike Rowe penis. 

Where’s the Kotaku Censor Fish when you need it??? (also this game looks adorable)