No word yet on if Super Mario Galaxy 2 will join the collection in the 11th hour.

If 2020 wasn’t already on a non-stop sweeps week of shark jumping episodes, then I’d say “Kate Winslet Confirmed as Part Dolphin” would be the moment when it jumped the shark.

No pack-in, glorified tech demo has any business being this adorable or looking so satisfyingly fun to play. Very cool.

Reminds me strongly of one of the first Internet-enabled devices, the Coke machine at Carnegie Mellon University. Does that mean we’ve come full circle now?

Mmmm...baked l’orange. Just like Mom used to make when she’d had 3 glasses of wine before starting supper.

The first two years of his presidency I felt like sooner or later he was gonna have his “harp from Hell” moment. You know, from Batman Returns, when Batman plays the recorded audio of the Penguin bragging about his masterful manipulation of the Gotham citizens to an assembled crowd (“I played this stinking city like a…

Some of the smear campaign ads I see on Youtube seem fixated on supposed clues that Biden occasionally reads from a teleprompter when he speaks publicly, as if that’s some kind of “GOTCHA!”

Too true; however, his understanding of “how it is” is no more or less comprehensive than a “shrug” emoji. My fake plastic houseplant is more qualified to lead the US than this nincompoop.

“If you jumped into the black hole feet first,” ponders Discover, “the gravitational force on your toes would be much stronger than that pulling on your head. Each bit of your body would also be elongated in a slightly different direction...”

Those are countries? They sound like the names of Final Fantasy characters.

Yup. Work smarter not harder.

For max immersion, it’d be cool if the Ikenfell cats actually deduct some of your HP if you try to save repeatedly. Cats will definitely let you know when they’ve had enough attention.

Fsteak

Can’t have a second wave of infections if the first one never ends.

Admit it: you just want to hear her explain it all, don’t you?

Weird Al doesn’t owe us a dang thing. Besides, it’s not like he’s been sitting on his hands this whole time:

I’ll hold out for the XL Pong Sr.

The last time I went to an eSports tournament, I went home with crabs. And I wasn’t even in the tournament!

Just skip Halloween entirely this year and buy your kids some candy. Play out the pageantry of handing it out to them yourself if you feel it adds something to the experience. There’s no solution I’ve heard so far that makes going door-to-door (or car trunk-to-car trunk, or whatever) and gathering up food items that…

Oh waiter? (Butt)check please!