Thank you so much for these. I made a goddamn spectacle of myself at work this morning reading them.

Me finding out about this game for the first time today:

“You said thrust. Uh huh huh huh.”

r/BoneAppleTea is leaking, apparently.

Someone knew that a mind is a terrible thing to waste, and wrapped it in foil to save it for later.

My single favorite article of clothing is a gray cardigan sweater thing that I got from Old Navy half a decade ago. It’s a 60/40 cotton/poly blend that’s about 1-2 sizes too large for me, so it fits like a mini-bathrobe, matches everything I own and sweeps out behind me when I walk like some kind of dramatic opera…

Gritty, the shaggy freak was constructed of “waste butter” from plants—“stuff,” according to Pelton, “that’s been extruded or cleaned out, or stuff that’s been damaged, or generally can’t be sold to the public.”

I don’t know guys, it seems like a pretty accurate depiction. Definitely got the hands right.

I’m going to go assume English isn’t your first language, in which case congratulations - I could almost follow what you were trying to say. Keep working at it and don’t forget to use spell-checker.

I am sure there will be plenty available and everyone who wants one will get a pair because that’s how supply and demand works.

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Stubbs the Zombie was a such a wonderful mess of a game. It was janky as all get-out, which one might expect for a 3rd person perspective game about a walking corpse with limited ranged attacks, but presented using the Halo: CE engine. The soundtrack went a long way to make the presentation really pop, but the game…

If I’m reading between the lines correctly here, it sounds like people aren’t satisfied with the control scheme that Nintendo settled on for Mario Sunshine (at least, Ian on this site wasn’t) to adapt the title to the Switch’s controllers, and have taken to venting on how the controls are presented in the tutorial…

Were they Nintendogs? I hear they can legally do that unless you bought the extended warranty. 

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Mario: [whispers] You’re an asshole.
Bowser: Mmm... casserole.
Mario: I said asshole.
Bowser: I heard casserole!

What’s this about FLUDD and “R”? I’m out of the loop on this one.

TOTALLY saving that one for later use. 

When the question is “can I pet the dog” and you can pet one of it’s three heads, I’d say that’s a mission accomplished. To ask for more is surely tempting fate.