It’s odd, because when they want to pass laws regulating health care it’s a baby, but when they want to keep a sad addict in jail it’s suddenly just medical waste.

There was a guy in my graduation class who had a banana case and collected the stickers of different brands of bananas.

So?

I mean, I didn’t really have high hopes for the person who shows off their Jewish identity with a tattoo (forbidden by Jewish law).

Some day when you’re bored, go read the “30 Bananas a Day” discussion board, on which people who have pursued a profoundly inadvisable diet pose questions like “why are my fingernails falling out” and “why won’t this sore heal.”

No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

I was so thrilled to see Michaela DePrince featured in Lemonade. She’s a beautiful dancer, and her story is very inspiring. For those who haven’t seen First Position, you’re missing out.

I could give two shits about Jay Z, but I am DEFINITELY going to start washing my butt like that.

“I used to date frat boys, but now I prefer consensual.”

Relax.

I love this because you know all Kylie has ever wanted is Blac Chyna’s face

Oh, shut up.

Poor Tight Buns hasn’t been able to squeeze a fart out in awhile.

I thought it was a pun?