Why would you be worried about leaving a child buckled into a car seat alone in a car for under sixty seconds?

Yeah, it could be 100 feet away — it’s still lazy as fuck to just leave a stray cart blocking parking spaces and walkways. Not to mention damaging somebody's car.

Maybe Pizza_Snowflakes and Skelter_Snowflakes are just SO special that common social consideration simply must go out the window.

Wrong. But very close! This is the best fast food jingle of the past decade.

Does it make you feel better to assume that everyone hates you?

I’m sorry, but are you saying that because there is a finite amount of research funding that other research should be prioritized over research on women’s health? Did I read that correctly?

Have you considered a run for Congress?

Ever considered how tampon manufacturers’ response to TSS has always been to change your tampons more frequently?

You know what? This. I couldn’t quite articulate it myself because like, I am judging but probably not for the reasons people would assume I’m judging.

No judgement for busy moms who breastfeed on the toilet. We all do stuff in private that is a litte gross. but if you Intentionally pose on the toilet to get the right angle and set up, and then post the photo online for the mass public, breastfeeding or not, I’m going to think you are ridiculous and need to get a…

a fee grows in brooklyn

Children of parents who murder their siblings are allowed to be in denial.

Is ‘your dick game is weak’ a thing? I’m gonna be slinging that like wild now.

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”

They claimed that the strain would cause women’s uteri to fall out or that they would become musclebound and grow hair on their chests.

Well he should probably be black too, otherwise he isn’t sufficiently fighting racism.

He seems happy? Shouldn’t he be allowed to look however he wants without having to worry about who he is or isn’t representing in the LGBT community?

It's typically referred to as personal property tax. You get to pay the state a tax for the privilege of continuing to own something that you already paid tax on when you originally bought it.

I feel this and understand completely.... There should be a recognized subset of us felon jalops. I feel we can provide info the rest of the population just isn't aware of. "Felopnik" maybe ????

"We're going to pull someone over." I say "Who?" thinking she has spotted someone. "I don't know yet, but I will."