I probably should have said "book" instead of "study." Sorry - guess I'm at the time in my cycle where my reading comprehension kinda sucks :P

Sorry guys, I must just be at the time in my cycle where I'm more sensitive to bullshit woo-woo "science" studies.

It isn't anthropomorphication ...elephants are amazing! They have a highly evolved neocortex (like apes, dolphins, and orcas) and they play, mourn, use tools, suffer PTSD. I don't want to get into all that jazz here, but look them up! They will blow your mind and probably depress you when you think of how they are…

Maybe it was a big deal for MLS, just nobody noticed because nobody gives a fuck.

Probably unfortunate because people wanted him to play better, not that it was a bad decision by the Rams. Come on.

The ribbon twirling is wonderfully beautiful but the trunk hug at 1:15 hit me square in the aww.

Eh. I made that mistake. I remember Virginia well. Things were green and food was delicious.
I'm moving out as soon as possible. I've lived a lot of places, there is nothing like this. Everything is broken and terrible. And if you say "this doesn't work" instead of letting you help fix it New Yorkers sneer and say…

You seem to think that's a contradiction.

I have no comment on this matter.

Con: NYC is a Hellmouth.

Lisa Leslie and Allie LaForce should probably switch spots, Leslie is better qualified to speak on sports as she is a former professional athlete and not a 25 year old sideline reporter and she would also add diversity. But this is TV so they needed a young, hot blonde I guess.

Also when I eat steamed lobster :-/

GOD YES. I loved LOVED Fear Street more than Goosebumps. Our school had this reading challenge. Read so many books, get a pizza party for your class..some dumb shit like that. Anyway, I could SAIL through at least two Fear Streets a day. I won our class that damn pizza party and regret nothing.

Or...you know...don't follow the model of a thoroughly failed state?

I'm here to give you the attention you so desperately seek.

Not until you start standing around!

If we always did the "reasonable" thing instead of silently getting mad and later writing a column about it, the internet would be a very boring place.