For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

Fuck those rich, snotty Bloomfield Hills assholes.

Wait for the surprise fourth act, “John Wall Tore His Achilles And I’m Going To Walk Into The Ocean Forever,” probably debuting any minute now.

I don’t think he’s evil, I honestly think he’s just kind of dumb. A vast swath of people praised all of his idiotic rambling so he just keeps at it, upping the ante every time until eventually he says shit that he never thought he would, just to feel like people care about him. Honestly I am starting to pity him more…

John Daly is Fucked Up Again, Enters Tournament

Schilling is the perfect encapsulation of the modern GOP.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Now that’s what I call a Santa slay.

nah

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

I mean

See also Chapman.

Edit:

Hola, amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I’ve rapped at ya, but your old buddy Jim’s been knee-deep in a river of blue shit lately.

aka “first”

Deadspin today:

Can i get your sister’s number?