I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Their new logo will be Clippy.

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

Wow. Even in leaving Kannell’s tweet stands out from the rest for its dickishness. I’ve been laid off after a move before, too. But... ya know?... read the tone of your colleagues before being a dick on social media as TV personality...

Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines went to Rome for reasons that are unknown and uninteresting to me.

College football should be this way

I love salt because it has no expiration date.

Either way I’m sure there will be a giant dildo there...

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

Of course they don’t turn into cameras.

You know she’s ridin’ dirty (diapers).

Dad?

Did you notice the part of the article where they mentioned that the HOA helped set up the parade?

Apocalypse Is the Only Path to Equality Gods Kingdom

Unfortunately, also:

Actually “CEO” is a term that means “Chief Executive Officer”, and is usually the title of the person who leads a company, may it be big or small. Sometimes they scam their way to the top, but sometimes it actually does take hard work and accomplishment. Also they may not do the day-to-day nitty gritty, but managing…

And what people seem to miss with this argument is that it doesn’t mean that we should stop caring, or trying. Just stop making it the focus. It won’t win. And if we don’t win, we can’t fix the problems of equality, or lack thereof. In fact, as we now see, it will only make it worse.

you cannot guard a man who exists in the silvery slipspace between the waking world and the dream world