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I’m not even voting.

Frank Tanana.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Welp, gotta nuke something.

That comment was swung on and belted!

If you’re in range of 590 Toronto, you should be listening to Tom Hamilton anyway (WTAM 1100). With Scully retiring, Hammy is by far my favorite baseball voice. (Grew up in CLE, then LA for 14 years).

Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots

Do guys talk about sex and women in locker rooms? Yes

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

Suspicions were raised by obvious fake names included among Jim Harbaugh’s followers like “Jake Butt” and “Brady Hoke.”

Counterpoint: No.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

Every time I see something written by Giri Nathan, I think it says “Girl Nation.” Anybody else ever see that?

“Also, I was trying to get our entire team to follow Kap’s protest and would have except our chickenshit QB thought it would be bad for his advertising value to say anything of interest about anything controversial.”

Connor should spend less time worrying about his parents vacation plans and more time on personal hygiene, those finger nails are disgusting.

Yes, that would be shady but seeing how it’s Drew, you could give him all the data in the world and he’d still lose.

BOOM!