In that case, great! The Ice Bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money and awareness, and there have been some pretty serious breakthroughs in ALS research because of that.

Smiling?

It must be intentional...why not give us a chance and spell it “D.J.”?

I haven’t seen backpedaling that awkward since my dad realized mid-rant that he was talking about immigration policy to a guy whose last name was Ramirez.

Here’s the actual lyrics. The meaning’s right there, everyone.

Can’t

American Kinja Warrior.

i’m a brain dead father of 2 and this slayed me, +1

If anyone can show Trump how to force his way into Washington, it’s gonna be Mike Tyson.

How could you leave Delly off

The all-caps are a nice touch from Iceland’s very own Drew Magarysson

I’m surprised nobody is talking about the moving in-game tributes each team payed to the passing of Muhammad Ali. The Warriors floated like a butterfly while the Cavs seemed to have died 48 hours earlier.

“LeBron James has only had to take 26 shots in the first two games of the Eastern Conference Finals and he’s shooting 69 percent...”

We call ourselves Bing A Lings thank you very much.

From the ashes, they will rise.

Also known as “my teenage complexion”.

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Starred for this line alone:

I don’t think his wife will let him fire Hue.

He says a doctor told him his frontal lobe looks like “someone who has fallen off the top of a house, on to the front of his head, or going through a windshield of a car several times.” But even that, the doctor said, was “decent...for an NFL football player” who played for 13 years. Thomas then added, “But then I…