YOU try asking a dead person about their tv-viewing habits!

fixed it.

This is for national emergencies. There is no way to defend against a nuclear attack so all that would do is cause panic, and a flash flood at the national level would truly be something to behold. Also you wouldn’t get the text because every cell tower in the U.S. would be wiped out.

“Last time I checked, no one in Russia gave a fuck about Americans being killed by the government.” My favorite part of this is the idea that you checked. “The last time I pulled something out of my ass, I credited it to a nation of millions.”

A lot of self-proclaimed Jordan Peterson loving incels hated the show because they thought the show made fun of them. When it actuality it was a somewhat decent formulaic inoffensive network sitcom.

And I’m sure NONE of them were inspired at all by Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”.

Yeah, they should have ended the movie with a huge women’s liberation scene and gender equality throughout the land. Because that’s what happened in China after the year 600 or so.

I think the logic is that, since the studios know that their big, crowd-pleasing blockbusters have little chance of getting Best Picture nominations, they don’t bother trying to make those movies appeal to the Academy voters’ idea of high quality.

“Prithee, is that a rock in your cooter?”

C’mon, he’s a chiropractor.

According to BrainDead, it’s usually space bugs. Check her ears...

Bi-curious yetis, the unicorns of the cryptozoological kingdom. 

It’s in 3-d..... Audiences in the first ten rows get umbrellas and plastic sheeting like a Gallagher show.

Uh, what the hell is this convo? Stop?

You have yet to prove that this commenter is a racist. And criticizing your language is no way defending any one else’s comments. All you’ve proven is that you like to tell people to die, kill themselves, their mothers are whores who should have aborted them, and you think everyone who disagrees with you is a racist.…

It’s always awesome when a bad commenter self owns to the point of supporting my critique. Another epic fail, here. Regardless of political views, you are just as bad as Captain Midnight. Also, telling people that they don’t matter in order for them to feel like they don’t matter is very counterproductive. If I didn’t…

What has this commenter said that makes them a shitbag? Again, I compared his recent posts to your recent posts, and I gotta say, you don’t come off very well. It’s very common among this new Kinja world that the vilest of commenters will project that hatred onto others, and I wonder if this is happening here. It’s…

This is fun!

Said wood chuck would not chuck wood but a miraculous formulation of his own design that is superior to wood by several orders of magnitude.