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I imagine Boozer came home and immediately changed the color instead of having to defend the paint.

You know, I did an image search, trying to find a dog in a wild, garish suit, so I could say something stupid like "Dog Cherry agrees!". But then I found this, and now I don't feel well. About dog hockey....the internet.....joy and happiness.....fuck, about anything at all, really...

Dexter Fowler’s wife is the new best sports wife

This is a cultural thing. There’s a ton of pressure on a man to perform, have the right sized genitals, and be a good lover. Some guys project this pressure onto their partners, which ironically makes everything worse.

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

Gino...became a kind of human victory cigar

My morning routine for the last several years and the only thing that gets me through my crappy workday -

How does Joe Adel not know how to take a screenshot on an iPhone? It’s gotta be easier than borrowing a friend’s phone, taking a picture with that, texting that photo to yourself, and tweeting that photo out.

You do, however, get your choice of barbecue sauces: smoky, spicy, or sweet.

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

Mascot Representing Most North Carolinians Steals Mascot of Local Minor League Baseball Team

Jeets wants like minded individuals on his team, so I think his appointment confirms that Durant was the one to get his salad tossed

I’ve never understood people’s obsession and fascination with posting pictures of food.

-Cowboys Paramedics

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A Browns fan made this when Weeden left there:

Fuck both of those cunts.

The fan finally achieved his dream of participating in a semi-professional football game.

And all across America: