As I understand it, some people out there in our nation don’t have deflated footballs and uh, I believe that our, I, football like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our football over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South…

I’m a Niners fan (thank you for your condolences) and I hate most of Seattle and their fans but I will not stand by for any bashing of Lynch. He’s forever the best. If not for his amazing playing abilities and his hatred of the media than for this.

He just made me wish that Goodell had won the court case.

“One play after the umpire was struck, a personal foul was called on Moreno for hitting the Marble Falls quarterback, who had taken a knee to run out the clock. Moreno was assessed a 15-yard penalty but was not ejected.”

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

Gawker has too much editorial and journalistic integri . . . oh man, I almost made it through the whole thing this time. give me one more shot?

So the NFL cuts the Greg Hardy suspension, the guy who nearly killed a woman and threw her on a COUCH FULL OF GUNS, from 10 games all the way to four. But Brady MAYBE knew something about AIR IN A FREAKING FOOTBALL and he gets the SAME AMOUNT OF GAMES AS THE ABUSER. What is the NFL doing?

Been a Cowboys fan all my life. I knew it wasn’t a catch since I saw the first replay, and I’m good with the way the rule is. All he had to do was hold on to it a couple more fucking seconds! He did the hard part! Fack!

Jumps? He never had his balance from the initial foul. He is trying to move his body towards the ball, but since his legs were cut out from under him, he falls on the ball. Also, you said he cradled it, which he clearly didn’t.

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Hmmm ...

For all of you that are asking why this is news, remember that Michael Sam is the first athlete to have openly left sports for two weeks to deal with a personal matter, and that in and of itself is pretty groundbreaking.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

“Terrible form. 3/10”

Somehow this is in the up for consideration PDF

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