One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…

and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.

don't forget STABBINGS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, and OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

I don't know why but when I am at work and I see NSFW I just can't help but click it.

My favorite is the 76ers one:

"When the average person sees the Packers doing it, it becomes a safe thing. That it's not the kids in mom's basement anymore," Fuge said.

Did you hear that? That was the sound of no Bulls, Jazz or Cavaliers fan missing Carlos Boozer.

Of course there's no comparison. Ray Lewis' crimes weren't caught on tape.

Police were called to the store at 11:30 a.m. and say they found Hall in possession of stolen items from Best Buy and Walmart. They also found a "personal use quantity of cocaine."

Could someone let the MLB know I now know what to look for in an interior semi-gloss. As a matter of fact, I knew 36 viewings of the ad ago.

Fuck yeah it is. I've saved like upwards of $20/month by cutting my own hair, and I haven't gone on date in years.

So the Redskins offered the Tribe a check, and when the offer was not accepted, they took the check back? Why, those...

Dad: Well maybe if you let me wear a glove I wouldn't have made that mistake!

First step is to search a service like Giphy that will return the reaction gif, Simpsons clip, or closed caption Anchorman segment that perfectly suits the post you're commenting on.

Lower league hockey logos are the fucking best.